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Iowa, you need to stop doing these annoying things on dating apps

Valentine’s Day is coming fast so if you want a date here’s what not to do on dating apps in Iowa.

I decided to get back into dating apps when I moved to QC. I thought it must be better than my hometown of Arkansas. I put it off, but now I’ve been back to them for a couple of months now and it’s taken me about a week to remember why I got off of them in the first place. The invalid amount of profiles with the same ridiculous cliches. small talk. Lack of creativity. accommodate.

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Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and it’s still cuffing season, so if you want someone by your side during this time, let’s discuss modern dating app etiquette.

The main culprits are:

“Worst Idea I’ve Ever Seen: Downloading This App”

If that’s all you have to say, then I agree with you. It’s not cute. Not funny. moving forward.

Say anything about pineapple in pizza

This is an interesting antithesis.

“I will fall in love with you if: you visit me”

*bangs on the table*

“I’m overcompetitive about: everything.”

Except for creativity it seems.

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Don’t do this to me. I haven’t met you, so I can’t clearly identify you. Don’t make every photo on your profile a group shot. Get it if you look particularly good or if it’s a fancy vacation or wedding. But I wouldn’t like your profile if it was just a bunch of group photos.

I’ll be passing it on to a lot of short friends, many of whom own their height on apps. But I think everyone went out with someone who lied about their height. I went out with a guy who said he was 5’11”, and I had another date with a guy who’s 6’0″. There was a difference in height of over 1 inch unless I had a growth spurt.

I feel shy. But small talk is why dating app notifications are turned off on my phone. Sliding into my DM with “hy” or on Hinge, just liking a photo, doesn’t have a high success rate.

Listen, love to travel and learn from my travels going on very deep in my blood. I’ve been to many places and like to be with people from different backgrounds than mine. My resume doesn’t say a word about it. Of course we all love to travel. Who wouldn’t want something like an all-inclusive trip to Cancun? It is not original to say that you are “looking for someone to travel the world with me”.

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The 20 best meals in the Quad Cities

Are you one of those people who know they want something to eat, but don’t know exactly what you want to eat? You know you don’t want to stay home and cook, you know you want to go out to a restaurant, but maybe you don’t know exactly what you’re craving. Where can one find good food in the Quad Cities?

Worry no more! We are here to help!

We asked a question on our Facebook page “What’s the best meal in the Quad Cities” and several people shared it Favorite restaurants And dishes in the comments. We’ve put together a list of the 20 best meals out in the Quad Cities so you can get out and try something new!

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