Infallible cupcakes, lemon sponge cake, chocolate salami | Elaine Revelle | Columnist

I’ve watched more TV in the last three months than in the last 10 years, at least!

Not being on your feet due to surgery comes with some advantages: enjoying yourself at home, eating whenever and whatever, not having to get dressed if you don’t feel like it, and go more than a day without washing your hair.

In other words, I have become a larva.